At least 100 years ago there was a time when a young boy by the name of Alex Pallas used his deviant art account
Time passed and gradually he didn't use it as much
Trees grew and fell.
Lakes froze, melted, evaporated and refilled.
Species died out, hills wore down, the earth turned grey with the pollution of countless cars and coal driven power stations.
GOD FELL FROM HEAVEM, SATAN ROSE FROM HELL, STARS BURNT OUT, THE OCEAN CONSUMED THE LAND AND THE APOCALYPSE BEGAN IN AN UNBELIEVABLE STORM OF ACID RAIN AND CINDER, THE BATTLE FOR OUR SOULS WAGED BETWEEN THE SINNERS WHOSE MINDS WERE TORMENTED BY THEIR YEAS OF VICIOUS TORTURE AND THE RIGHTEOUS HEAVEN DWELLERS WHOSE CONTEMPT FOR ALL THAT WAS EVIL WAS AS BRIGHT AS THE SUN ITSELF

And then i was all like shit i should check my dA.
Then i did.
And there was 300 odd messages and 700 deviations and i was like ahahahaahaah.

Then i updated this journal to let anyone who cares (a.k.a. nobody) that i probably won't reply to 290 of those messages or comment on 690 of those deviations.
Cause im lazy ;D

Now that thats over with back to contemplating the barrage of assessments ahead of me D<